KirbyMeister's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Naruto Filler Hell]

EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT NARUTO IN ONE FLASH

You've summed up everything I hate about this series - the poorly-characterized characters, the poorly designed plot, the poor animation, all wrapped up into one flash which takes my utter hatred of the series and makes it hilarious. I love it.

[Sprite Survivor - 7]

If good flash was gold you would have 9 mil ounces

This flash is hilarious. The blood meter made me chuckle as well as the Strawberry Clock "That's a new fucking record". And it appears that Seprioth is out to be a total homoseual semibadass or something like that. Whatever... and VOTE ANGELA AND LINK OFF AND... wait you can only vote for one person? Okay vote off Angela that ugly whore.

[Super Mario bros Z ep 2 (old series)]

Worst. Flash. Ever.

I hate it. First of all, the use of sprites. LEARN TO DRAW! SPRITES ARE LAZY! Second of all, the 'metal' bowser was nothing more than the Photoshop 'Emboss' filter applied to Bowser's spritesheet. The effect looks terrible.

Okay, now onto the worst part of the movie: The plot. WHY MUST PEOPLE HAVE MARIO AND SONIC IN THE SAME FLASH?! What irks me more is the giant super-long fight scene that seems to go nowhere fast, and has no plot whatsoever. I've seen the 1st and 2nd ones, but this series takes sprite animation with new lows by ripping off one of the worst action series ever made. Yes, I'm talking about Dragon Ball Z, which had poorly-animated fights, a bad plot, and the Namek saga which had a 2-hour-long fight above a planet destined to explode in five minutes. It also rapes my favorite series ever, the original Dragon Ball, pre-Z.

Now, if I had to make it better, first of all I'd put in actual character animation. Sprites arent going to do it, unless you drew them yourselves or come from a videogame that hasn't been done a million times over.

Alvin-Earthworm responds:

If you don't like sprite flashes or DBZ, why the hell did you watch it?
Not only that, you wasted your time writing a 3 paragraph review saying how much you hate it.
Get a fucking life!!!

[Strong and Strike]

What's with the B&W FBF sketch scenes?

Seriously. The stick animation is well-done, but I dont like the handseal scenes; which clash terribly with the stick animation.

[Decline of Video Gaming 2]

Who...a....

That... was... AWESOME! This thing makes DVG look like crap in comparision to...

DECLINE OF VIDEOGAMING 2

I just cant express how good this is. You've even included Mario does the Weekly Shopping and Extreme Ironing.

In fact, you've even improved over your end-joke:

GROW! GROW! GROW! GROW LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

And your Onimusha Blade Warriors parody.... GENIUS GENIUS GGGGEENNNIIIUUUSSS!!!

[Sprite Survivor - 3]

This is what a good sprite movie is.

Sprites look clear and crisp and... whoa... is that Sailor Moon humping a tree? I guess she ran out of human companions... ewwww ...Anyway, This is a well-executed movie. That Mario on NG scene was pretty funny (and some good screen edits too)

Vote off:

Let's blam... Angela - Faris

Hell-Fire responds:

ANGELA - FARIS

[I Will Beat Pacman!]

Cool

That guy's so good, he got past the glitched-up level 255! (which is the technical end due to bad programming and 8-bit numbers)

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Ghetto Party 5!

That was extremly funny. I gave it two fives. I'd really like to play a Ghetto Party 5.

[homestar hunt]

Givin all the HSR parodies my vote

1st of all, whoever hates HSR parodies, leave this site, as NG is DESIGNED for parodies. This was funny, even if i had to kill one of the greatest flash guys in existance. I vote 5!

[Strong Bad Switch Ad]

Nice.

Reminds me of those "switch to mac" ads out there.
Funny stuff. The voice could have been better... There was this one submission, "clockbad email" that had a very good SB voice, but other than that, it was great.