Recent Movie Reviews


Naruto Filler Hell Naruto Filler Hell

Rated 5 / 5 stars

EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT NARUTO IN ONE FLASH

You've summed up everything I hate about this series - the poorly-characterized characters, the poorly designed plot, the poor animation, all wrapped up into one flash which takes my utter hatred of the series and makes it hilarious. I love it.



Sprite Survivor - 7 Sprite Survivor - 7

Rated 5 / 5 stars

If good flash was gold you would have 9 mil ounces

This flash is hilarious. The blood meter made me chuckle as well as the Strawberry Clock "That's a new fucking record". And it appears that Seprioth is out to be a total homoseual semibadass or something like that. Whatever... and VOTE ANGELA AND LINK OFF AND... wait you can only vote for one person? Okay vote off Angela that ugly whore.


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Super Mario bros Z ep 2 Super Mario bros Z ep 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Worst. Flash. Ever.

I hate it. First of all, the use of sprites. LEARN TO DRAW! SPRITES ARE LAZY! Second of all, the 'metal' bowser was nothing more than the Photoshop 'Emboss' filter applied to Bowser's spritesheet. The effect looks terrible.

Okay, now onto the worst part of the movie: The plot. WHY MUST PEOPLE HAVE MARIO AND SONIC IN THE SAME FLASH?! What irks me more is the giant super-long fight scene that seems to go nowhere fast, and has no plot whatsoever. I've seen the 1st and 2nd ones, but this series takes sprite animation with new lows by ripping off one of the worst action series ever made. Yes, I'm talking about Dragon Ball Z, which had poorly-animated fights, a bad plot, and the Namek saga which had a 2-hour-long fight above a planet destined to explode in five minutes. It also rapes my favorite series ever, the original Dragon Ball, pre-Z.

Now, if I had to make it better, first of all I'd put in actual character animation. Sprites arent going to do it, unless you drew them yourselves or come from a videogame that hasn't been done a million times over.


Alvin-Earthworm responds:

If you don't like sprite flashes or DBZ, why the hell did you watch it?
Not only that, you wasted your time writing a 3 paragraph review saying how much you hate it.
Get a fucking life!!!

Recent Game Reviews


Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOVE IT.

I loved it. Here are some look-alikes I made...

Inuyasha: (strangest thing, this game had ears in here just like his)

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Kim Possible: (why not?)

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Kirby Saves the Portal! Kirby Saves the Portal!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice!

You even put the actual names of good Flash files on the blue ones! Cool!


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ultimate flash sonic ultimate flash sonic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Better than Mario World Overrun

ME wish there was a rating better than 5. Other than being extremly slow when you start moving, this gets an easy 5, and the sprites didnt look like crap! Tom, can you give us a rating such as 10 million or something?


Recent Audio Reviews


Geno's Forest || ROBOVoice Geno's Forest || ROBOVoice

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

This is a cool 'mix. What software did you use?


XBrav responds:

OK, it's a piece of software called Flinger. Don't got time to train you right now :P.


TUKR: The Ultimate Kirby Remix TUKR: The Ultimate Kirby Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice!

Brings back the old days of kirby. Definite download.